100 Non-Scientific Things To Love About Breastfeeding

There are all kinds of facts and figures and studies on the benefits of breastfeeding.  But let's be real, this is a subject that is about far more than studies.  It is emotional (you can even prove that with science!) sacred, yet every day.  Here are  few things about breastfeeding that are awesome and that you deserve to know about. 

1.  Looking in your babies eyes.
2.  Holding your sweet little one.
3.  Getting a BREAK to sit down with a super good excuse.
4.  Makes you feel relaxed.
5.  It really is easier in the long run.
6.  Even after a busy, crazy, day with a baby and a bunch of other kids, you can look back and know that you held your baby a few times that day.
7.  Getting an extra hour of sleep after the morning wake up when you nurse them back to sleep.
8.  Being the person who feeds your baby skin to skin is a good feeling.  It is like you and only you fed somebody and helped them grow.  Amazing.
9.  You know when you are nursing a baby that you were productive that day even if the dishes need doing.  
10.  It magically makes them stay babies.  For real.
11.  Babies and toddlers are quiet when they nurse.
12.  Fixing sadness.  
13.  Portable.
14.  I wouldn't recommend camping with kids.  But if you do choose such a thing, nursing makes it easier.  
15.  No runs to the store.
16.  Breasts are easy to clean, and don't usually need to be sanitized. (I am just kidding.  I never sanitize mine.)
17.  La Leche League- cool ladies, great friends.  
18.  It just makes sense.
19.  Sneaking out of church to go to the mother's room where it is quiet, you can hear the speaker, and hubby gets to sit with the kids!  Many a relaxing break in the nursing room...
20.  On the other hand, you can easily nurse in the middle of church so you don't distract all the other kids that would want to follow you out! 
21.  No getting up to prep anything in the middle of the night- it is a self-serve system!
22.  Lactating breasts are like a free pharmacy for the whole family!  Ear infection, gooey eye, runny nose- NO PROBLEM!  A little milk can fix it up.
23.  Unoffensive poo.
24.  Liquid diet for sickies means they still get nourishment when they are sick. 
25.  Milk sharing.  It just makes a mama feel like she is helping someone when she can share milk with a friend who really needs it for their baby.
26.  One less thing to buy.
27.  Seems to magically calm the whole house.  
28.  Helps you sit and reconnect with the other kids.
29.  Gives you time to read a little (before they are grabby) which is just so NICE when you are a busy mom.  
30.  A meal that requires NO DISHES!!!!
31.  A meal that requires no preparation!
32.  A meal that requires no shopping!
33.  One less thing in the diaper bag.
34.  Happy baby on the plane!  Just nurse them and they don't scream.  
35.  Less hassle when they frisk you in security when you are getting ON the plane.
36.  MONEY- it is saved.
37.  No plastic.
38.  The little games they play that only you see while they nurse.
39.  Sweet nursing noises.  Nothing like a slurping baby.  
40.  Getting thin faster.
41.  Of course, there is also the added bonus of being able to say, "I'm nursing, I need the extra calories," as you mainline donuts.  Though admittedly, this may interfere with 40. 
42.  Firm breasts for a few months again!  It is like being a teenager all over!  
43.  Perspective.  It teaches you what your body is capable of and how little some of the sag matters.
44.  Milk drunk babies.
45.  Milky drool.  Cute.
46.  Sleepy milky smiles.
47.  Putting a baby to sleep with your body is really pretty special.  
48.  Legal protection to nurse most anywhere.
49.  It pisses off Barbra Walters.  
50.  Such HEALTHY babies!  The nursing baby is the healthiest person in the house.
51.  Toddler calmer.
52.  You can travel light!  Baby, mama, diaper- GO!
52.  Sisterhood.
53.  It is fabulous to do something for your baby that nobody else can do.  
54.  Feeling fabulous about something after you just had a baby can be a big bonus when your hormones are going wacko.
55.  Breastfeeding can help heal a birth that didn't go as you planned.
56.  NO AUNT FLOW!!!!!!!!!
57.  A quiet phone call (while they nurse.)
58.  Makes you love them more.
59.  Slows you down for a minute.
60.  Gives you a chance to cuddle with a toddler, either one you are nursing or one who is no longer the baby and needs somebody warm to sit with.
61.  Getting away with public nudity.  Come on, you know it is fun.  (I'm just kidding!  It isn't sexual.)
62. Oxytocin.
63.  Builds confidence.
64.  Hello- you grew a baby- and now you are feeding one!
65.  Bonding.
66.  Night feedings don't get much easier than rolling over.
67.  Never forget a snack.
68.  It is nice to be somebodies favorite person for a while.  
69.  The original COMFORT food.  
70.  Guilt free comfort food.
71.  At the end of the day, after all the mistakes, I know at least I did one thing right.
72.  Teaches you about your baby.
73.  Gives you your first chance to teach your baby and work together towards a common goal.  
74.  Builds a relationship without words.
75.  Strangely makes me feel like a feminist.  
76.  Feels very feminine also.
77.  Snuggles.
78.  A little person who loves you and doesn't see chub or fluff, they just see a warm, soft, pillow.
79.  Memories for later.
80.  No leftovers.
82.  No waste.
83.  Self satisfaction of knowing you did your part to save the ozone.
84.  Nursing- always a good answer!
85.  All of a sudden, breasts are multipurpose!
86.  Self regulating.
87.  It is just cool when your milk lets down and then the baby wakes up.  Being totally in sync with another human is amazing.
88.  Increases and decreases as needed.
89.  Healthier mama.
90.  Happier mama.
91.  Sleep-feeding.
92.  Being needed.
93.  Needing somebody else.
94.  Dad can do so many things I can't do, it is nice to have something that I can do special for the kids. 
95.  Breastfed baby smell.
96.  Breastfed baby skin.
97.  I might not look that good in tights, but making milk is a superpower!
98.  Chatting with moms about nursing- it just is awesome to be able to share and learn and teach each other. 
99.  Sometimes you just need a good reason to buy a new bra. 
100. LOVE

(Thanks to the ladies on the Mama Birth Facebook page- I couldn't have reached 100 without you!)


trish said…
#41 is my favorite. *makes plans to buy donuts in the morning*
The Quinns said…
#101 "Hey, Daddy, the crazy and dirty 3 yr old needs a bath, the baby needs to nurse-guess who's dealing with the wild one and guess who gets to snuggle with the quiet one?"
Mommy Baby Spot said…
HAHAH... #49 almost made me shoot milk out of my nose I laughed so hard (cows milk...not breastmilk...that'd be odd)...thanks for a great list!
Unknown said…
I am having my first and TOTALLY plan to breastfeed- is it true that you don't ovulate while breastfeeding? How can you know for sure you won't become pregnant before you intend to?
Mama Birth said…
You can TOTALLY ovulate while nursing- some very soon- don't assume it will be birth control for you-
CopiousGypsy said…
I ADORE sleepy, milky smiles. :-)
Amber A said…
learned something new, if you get poison ivy breastmilk will help heal it faster. It had spread, was getting bad, last time I had to get on a steroid. but thanks to breast milk I was able to treat my breasts with it and it dried up very fast!
Haybear said…
44. Milk drunk babies.
I laughed so hard reading this! I know exactly what you're talking about. It happened mainly at night, but my daughter would nurse and fight sleep at the same time and turn away sort of dazed and my hubbie and I would joke that she was drunk. It was almost like she was sleepwalking :P So cute!
Kisa said…
#49 was too funny!!! I love when my baby nurses herself to sleep, you have never seen peace on Earth until you have seen that!
Unknown said…
You have to discourage siblings from inviting friends and relatives over to see how far mom can make milk squirt across the room!