True to form, my father has sent me more pictures. Sometimes I wonder if he thinks I am bitter. Of course I am not. Bitter isn't funny. This is.
|I mean, I would NEVER burn laundry. It is bad for the environment. Plus, we would have to buy more clothes.|
|I can't be the only woman who has ever thought this, right? I once heard Dr Laura make fun of women who think men don't have feelings. So I must not be alone.|
|No we don't have a maid. A maid has to be paid. And she has a contract.|
|There is a possibility my father actually thinks this.|
|That is why they make dead bolts. Just kidding.|