Monday, September 27, 2010
Breasts, Beyond Playboy (The Things Nobody Tells You)
Birth has show me so many new things that my body is capable of.....some I would rather forget.
~The sisters are now independently movable. You must now line up the headlights before leaving the house- (You wouldn't want them pointing in opposite directions now would you?)
~You may be capable of lying on your back and nursing a child lying to your side. Seems impossible, but actually, can be done.
~You now realize why older women have difficulty finding a bra that "fits." Bra shopping is much easier when they actually hold themselves up.
~You can get stretch marks on places OTHER than your stomach. And lots of them.
~You can carry a role of quarters with no hands (don't make me explain this.)
~Going running? Buy two bras.
~Need to nurse a child strapped in a car seat? No problem!
~Of course, you can now sustain human life. So that is the bonus...